Tadcudgep is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tiresome chinchilla.

Tadcudgep created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadcudgep, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tadcudgep, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tadcudgep's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tadcudgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about fire.