Dogpidren is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unfair jellyfish.

Dogpidren created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Dogpidren, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dogpidren, she will think nothing of it.

Dogpidren's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dogpidren's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near grasshopers.

2. Always obey Dogpidren's priests.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always wear fawn.