Monlogpark is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, temperamental finch.

Monlogpark created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Monlogpark, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Monlogpark, he will cry a lot.

Monlogpark's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Monlogpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Run away if four goats approach from the west.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never sing near cats.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.