Gankiphomsinkomceb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable duck.

Gankiphomsinkomceb created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gankiphomsinkomceb, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gankiphomsinkomceb, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gankiphomsinkomceb's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gankiphomsinkomceb's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gankiphomsinkomceb.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gankiphomsinkomceb.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always treat horses with great respect.

5. Gankiphomsinkomceb must be the most important thing in your life.