Ominlenhap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart crocodile.

Ominlenhap created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Ominlenhap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ominlenhap, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ominlenhap's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ominlenhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Hide from fawn ducks for they are unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.