Hakrilkonbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, clever unicorn.

Hakrilkonbaf created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakrilkonbaf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hakrilkonbaf, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hakrilkonbaf's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hakrilkonbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Hakrilkonbaf on top of all buildings.

4. Do not take Hakrilkonbaf's name in vain.

5. Do not shave your arms.