Flagdabmet is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, contented jaguar.

Flagdabmet created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagdabmet, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flagdabmet, she will turn you into a snail.

Flagdabmet's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Flagdabmet's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Worship no other gods but Flagdabmet.