Nartflistam is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, annoying turtle.

Nartflistam created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartflistam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nartflistam, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nartflistam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nartflistam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nartflistam on top of all buildings.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. You must love Nartflistam.

5. Do not drink alcohol.