Gumsitxuck Cutcantad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring fly.

Gumsitxuck Cutcantad created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumsitxuck Cutcantad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gumsitxuck Cutcantad, he will make you grow a tail.

Gumsitxuck Cutcantad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gumsitxuck Cutcantad's Holy Commandments

1. Gumsitxuck Cutcantad loves whales, so they must be respected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.