Titdidtadsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic ferret.

Titdidtadsaf created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Titdidtadsaf, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Titdidtadsaf, she will turn you into a tree.

Titdidtadsaf's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Titdidtadsaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Titdidtadsaf.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
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