Vadbepsigdob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, generous bird.

Vadbepsigdob created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadbepsigdob, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vadbepsigdob, he will turn you into a plant.

Vadbepsigdob's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Vadbepsigdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Always obey Vadbepsigdob's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help sick eagles.