Vadbepsigdob is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, generous
bird.
Vadbepsigdob created a quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vadbepsigdob, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Vadbepsigdob, he will turn you into a plant.
Vadbepsigdob's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Vadbepsigdob's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.
2. Never wear tights.
3. Always obey Vadbepsigdob's priests.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Always help sick eagles.