Meg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sage cobra.

Meg created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Meg, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Meg, he will be very sad.

Meg's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Meg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Do not commit murder.