Meg is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, sage
cobra.
Meg created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Meg, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Meg, he will be very sad.
Meg's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Meg's Holy Commandments1. Always wear mauve.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never hurt seals.
5. Do not commit murder.