Fab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest unicorn.

Fab created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fab, she will cry a lot.

Fab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Put Fab first in all things.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.
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