Zaghamrow is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, thoughtless dolphin.

Zaghamrow created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zaghamrow, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zaghamrow, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zaghamrow's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Zaghamrow's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.