Cingudfut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, capable chicken.

Cingudfut created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cingudfut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cingudfut, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cingudfut's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cingudfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never paint your feet blue.