Catmatrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, intelligent donkey.

Catmatrutt created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catmatrutt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Catmatrutt, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Catmatrutt's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Catmatrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must love Catmatrutt.