Zigkiklog Bestzimstip is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tranquil hedgehog.

Zigkiklog Bestzimstip created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigkiklog Bestzimstip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zigkiklog Bestzimstip, it will turn you into a worm.

Zigkiklog Bestzimstip's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zigkiklog Bestzimstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Put Zigkiklog Bestzimstip first in all things.