Wanvigtofcidviggupyakrill is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, resourceful lion.

Wanvigtofcidviggupyakrill created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanvigtofcidviggupyakrill, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wanvigtofcidviggupyakrill, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Wanvigtofcidviggupyakrill's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wanvigtofcidviggupyakrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not stand on grass.