Cabsterfad is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered dryad.

Cabsterfad created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabsterfad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cabsterfad, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cabsterfad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cabsterfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Retreat if eight sharks approach from the north.