Bigmipwon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective crane.

Bigmipwon created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigmipwon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigmipwon, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bigmipwon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bigmipwon's Holy Commandments

1. Bigmipwon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Bigmipwon on top of important buildings.

4. Never sit in the presence of doves.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bigmipwon on top of all buildings.