Fashandam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sapient turtle.

Fashandam created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fashandam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fashandam, he will manifest in front of you.

Fashandam's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fashandam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Retreat if five tortoises approach from the east.

3. Hide from violet squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.