Omin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful crab.

Omin created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Omin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Omin, he will not invite you to parties.

Omin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Omin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six sheep approach from the south.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Omin.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.
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