Fedvagtom is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, self-confident duck.

Fedvagtom created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fedvagtom, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fedvagtom, she will strike you with lightening.

Fedvagtom's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fedvagtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fedvagtom's name in vain.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always stare at clouds.