Xuczaktit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome armadillo.

Xuczaktit created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xuczaktit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xuczaktit, he will not care at all.

Xuczaktit's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Xuczaktit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at galaxies.