Gumwotdamcum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful snake.

Gumwotdamcum created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumwotdamcum, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gumwotdamcum, she will torture you forever.

Gumwotdamcum's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gumwotdamcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.