Besswatlim is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing gnu.

Besswatlim created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besswatlim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Besswatlim, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Besswatlim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Besswatlim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.