Catbidgen is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciful parrot.

Catbidgen created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Catbidgen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Catbidgen, it will turn you into a mole.

Catbidgen's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Catbidgen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not chop down trees.