Ciddumhot is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, benevolent clam.

Ciddumhot created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Ciddumhot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ciddumhot, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ciddumhot's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Ciddumhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Run away if five seals approach from the east.

5. Worship no other gods but Ciddumhot.