Lanhunsak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, almighty lion.

Lanhunsak created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lanhunsak, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lanhunsak, she will try to impress you with trees.

Lanhunsak's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Lanhunsak's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Always obey Lanhunsak's priests.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about black holes.