Narbamgodlarn is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced
raven.
Narbamgodlarn created viruses four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Narbamgodlarn, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Narbamgodlarn, he will think nothing of it.
Narbamgodlarn's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Narbamgodlarn's Holy Commandments1. Always wear purple.
2. Never talk about planets.
3. Always treat birds with great respect.
4. Never think about amino acids.
5. Always help whales.