Hugbomrip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud chinchilla.

Hugbomrip created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hugbomrip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hugbomrip, it will turn you into a plant.

Hugbomrip's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hugbomrip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.