Higmisweg is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet penguin.

Higmisweg created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higmisweg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Higmisweg, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Higmisweg's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Higmisweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention grasshopers.