Himveenapp is a god.
She takes the form of a small, ill-tempered
wasp.
Himveenapp created water two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Himveenapp, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Himveenapp, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Himveenapp's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Himveenapp's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your face.
2. Himveenapp loves otters, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not eat grapes.
4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
5. Do not make images of living things.