Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omniscient clam.

Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must pray to Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag six times a day.

5. Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag loves whales, so they must be honoured.