Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag
is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omniscient
clam
.
Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag
created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag
, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag
, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag's
most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag's Holy Commandments
1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. You must pray to Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag six times a day.
5. Gepfitcabgatgiggiljabkin Bunvigpag loves whales, so they must be honoured.
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