Flowarf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing mongoose.

Flowarf created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Flowarf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flowarf, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flowarf's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Flowarf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Flowarf loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always take life seriously.