Gepfubvol is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, clever duck.

Gepfubvol created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepfubvol, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gepfubvol, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gepfubvol's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gepfubvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never think about comets.