Paglapjab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful whale.

Paglapjab created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paglapjab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Paglapjab, it will turn you into a dog.

Paglapjab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Paglapjab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Paglapjab on top of all buildings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Retreat if three horses approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never bounce near shrews.