Cebnablat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sage dragon.

Cebnablat created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebnablat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cebnablat, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cebnablat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cebnablat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never eat green fruit.