Armtindob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain turtle.

Armtindob created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armtindob, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Armtindob, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Armtindob's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Armtindob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Armtindob on top of important buildings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.