Babnurzog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy dryad.

Babnurzog created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Babnurzog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Babnurzog, it will turn you into a rock.

Babnurzog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Babnurzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide from magenta gulls for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never wear boots.