Vabwikfag Camsabmip Vingumjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, ruthless ant.

Vabwikfag Camsabmip Vingumjarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabwikfag Camsabmip Vingumjarn, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vabwikfag Camsabmip Vingumjarn, she will turn you into a puffin.

Vabwikfag Camsabmip Vingumjarn's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vabwikfag Camsabmip Vingumjarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vabwikfag Camsabmip Vingumjarn.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never paint your face brown.