Binbunciss is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical fish.

Binbunciss created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binbunciss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Binbunciss, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Binbunciss' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Binbunciss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never paint your face turquoise.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.