Pangkardun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, astonishing elephant.

Pangkardun created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangkardun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pangkardun, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pangkardun's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pangkardun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Retreat if four nematodes approach from the north.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Always wear green.