Wanxem is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring weasel.

Wanxem created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanxem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wanxem, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wanxem's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wanxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about gravity.