Bifcempang is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, weak chicken.

Bifcempang created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifcempang, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bifcempang, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bifcempang's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bifcempang's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.