Bifcempang is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, weak
chicken.
Bifcempang created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bifcempang, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Bifcempang, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Bifcempang's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Bifcempang's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.
5. Always look after injured grasshopers.