Ingnurlgab is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous
mongoose.
Ingnurlgab created bats three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ingnurlgab, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Ingnurlgab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Ingnurlgab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Ingnurlgab's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if seven foxes approach from the east.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Do not kill aardvarks.
4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ingnurlgab on top of all buildings.
5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.