Satfensand is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise manatee.

Satfensand created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Satfensand, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Satfensand, she will come to you in dreams.

Satfensand's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Satfensand's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not commit murder.