Spagnarfab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, effective naga.

Spagnarfab created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagnarfab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Spagnarfab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Spagnarfab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Spagnarfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must pray to Spagnarfab six times a day.

3. Worship no other gods but Spagnarfab.

4. Never sing in the presence of squirrels.

5. Pray towards the north.