Vinflatliksabbabnablopgan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil hyena.

Vinflatliksabbabnablopgan created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinflatliksabbabnablopgan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinflatliksabbabnablopgan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vinflatliksabbabnablopgan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vinflatliksabbabnablopgan's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Put Vinflatliksabbabnablopgan first in all things.