Yokvagbadlen is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, omniscient wombat.

Yokvagbadlen created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokvagbadlen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yokvagbadlen, she will turn you into a snail.

Yokvagbadlen's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Yokvagbadlen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yokvagbadlen.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.